Oh yeah, you and what army?

“On phone with agent. Lil Wayne wants to use ‘blacker than the chambers of a dead nun’s heart’ as title of next single. Who is Lil Wayne?”

I want to “like” this page a thousand times. 

Edit: I was thinking of starting a twitter account, researched by reading Tao Lin’s twitter for two hours, abandoned the idea after deciding the medium makes far too good of a spectacle out of mental instability.